You have no idea on how hard it is to be as original as possible - it really is a strain.
One would think being unique comes with much mental pain
I’m ashamed that you didn't catch my attempt at rhyming!
I’m indifferent to your timing
I can rhyme too.
I just don’t want to.
Well, that one was cheap; use something new!
That's exactly what I shall do!
In chats, I find it odd how other's names are blue
In chats, we are similar to monkeys in a zoo
I think that I'll blow out your brains *KA-BLOO!*
*Respawns* Excuse me for a moment...*Atchoo!*
At last I have my revenge! And bless you.
I am glad to see you happy! And thank you.
Why don't you use iambic pent. too?
Why don't you listen to Blink-182?

Thatta boy, you did it! Though in an odd way...
Have you ever listened to The Fray?
I am not quite sure what you're trying to say
I could keep going all day!
Too short! You fail sir, that's all I can say
Well, You have Lost! Go hide in some hay!
Curse you my fair sir, I was winning today!
That is a lie, you can never win! Now, take a cookie off this baking tray.
And now it's too long! Where's your rhythmical sway?
It's away on holiday in Zimbabwe!
Really? How is it, how much did he pay?
All expense paid! He won the lottery on Saturday!
Shakespeare'd be ashamed, you still miss the best way!
Forget Shakespeare! Now are you gonna go or stay?
Still refusing good verse?... this is harder to play.
Wound you care for some flambé?
While that rhyme was clever, the meter still lays
Short for the pattern, how many times must I say?
Me following patterns? That shall be the day
And of course that's the time you do as I say!
Dare you suggest I'm being led astray?
Perhaps. Now it's time for food; away!
Don't go! Please come back and play!
...yeah, all my poetic inspiration has gone away.
Aw, you have succumbed to Artist's decay!
Don't you taunt me! My anger is hard to allay
I did not taunt, I merely displayed my dismay!
Get away from me, horse! I shall not hear you neigh!
How dare you! I shall hit you with this tray!
What tray? Did we suddenly go to a cafe?

I'll have you know I have a PhD!
Why should I care if you have a degree?
I can get my haircuts for free!
Wouldn't that only be true if you're in the navy?
Not really. I also get to own my own tree!
What degree did you get, one for Treeology?
Actually, for Snoozeology! It was rather easy.